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Wow, I must have been really f-ing tired last night! The Michael Jackson light-saber thing is still funny, though.

Anyway, I have a list of funny ideas for book titles. If there are actually books with those titles, then take it as a complement for your creativity and/or sense of humor. WARNING: adult language.

This high school college textbook provides the student with tons of information on Islam, before political correctness became an issue:
History of Islam, 600-1963

Sex advice on getting more guys/girls:
They Call It “Cum” For A Reason

Survivalist book:
MacGyver for Dummies: 150 Easy Devices You Can Make

Thinking about getting a sex change operation?
The Transsexual Checklist: Some Things To Think About Before Chopping It Off

Time to grow up, high school is over:
Goths and Emos in the Workplace: How to Keep Your Personality and Maintain a Full-Time Job

Understanding men:
“Why Do Men Like Boobs”? And Other Women’s Questions Answered

Slogan: “Recommended by 1 in 100,000,000 Psychiatrists”:
150 Knock-Knock Jokes To Cure Depression

And don’t forget:
Voting for Dummies: The Idiot’s Guide to American Democracy

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