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From Lew Rockwell:

• The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
• America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
• Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
  A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
• Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
  A: A fund raiser.
• Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
  A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
• Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
  A: America!
• Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
  A: Bo has papers.
• Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
  A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

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