X-Cop Fly Company

It’s terrible! When I was your age, I could just open a can and eat some. Tasted great, and I didn’t have to worry about the size and shape of my penis with all the Herbal Viagra they put in it today. I’m tired of all those herbal preservatives messing with my pants. And you didn’t need any designer watches or fancy pocketbooks to buy it, it was always real cheap and made a great snack. You didn’t need to be wealthy enough to invest in the FOREX market – you’d just open a can and eat, even if your SEO marketing skills suck. Sure, you don’t gain any weight from the sodium since they put in that Acai Berry stuff, but that terrible fruity aftertaste! You might say, “Pork and applesauce go, why not Acai berries?” But believe me, it’s not the same – they just don’t make Spam the way they used to. No risk of settling with the BSA over pirated software, no bad advice on how to get girls, just some great meat for lunch! No trips to Nigeria, no money laundering or Microsoft lottery tickets from the Netherlands required. Spam, Spam, whatever happened to you?

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