Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
little damselfly used to fly everywhere till a wing was bitten by a bird now she’s forced to crawl all over the world she is very sad all the fun she had when she could fly in the air when things weren’t this bad one day she crawls into an old scary barn she meets [...]
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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
From the producers of the Bigfoot Sighting video: Unbelievable UFO Video
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
maybe i’ll instead do a rant. one time there was this squirrel. he hated chipmunks. it all went back to this incident when the squirrel was about to make out with his girlfriend in a movie theater when a giant chipmunk appeared on the screen. it traumatized him so much that he freaked out. scared [...]
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