X-Cop Fly Company » childhood obesity http://xcopfly.com Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:55:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/ Funny Obama Jokes http://xcopfly.com/2010/07/08/funny-obama-jokes/ http://xcopfly.com/2010/07/08/funny-obama-jokes/#comments Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:59:36 +0000 xcopfly http://xcopfly.com/?p=1990 From Lew Rockwell:

  • The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
  • America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
  • Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
  • Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
  • Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
  • Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America!
  • Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
  • Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
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HAVE IT YOUR WAY (R)
Est. 1954

A King cup tells others you enjoy the better
things in life. A refill may be all well and good,
but no thank you, you’ll just take this single,
cup of champions, fill it once and sit down
and enjoy your meal. And if somehow you
still finish and need to refill, well, then
you’re that rare breed who needs two giant
vessels of refreshment. And that means only
one thing. You’re having it your way.

And as always, I filled the cup on the way out. It’s in the fridge right now.

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