X-Cop Fly Company

4:3 Mania

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Well, my monitor finally went. I’ve had it for 3 to 4 years. Technology dies faster and faster with every generation. Fortunately I like to keep at least one spare piece of hardware in case the one I have breaks. You might have heard me mention a 2003 Dell computer used for emergencies. I don’t [...]

not usually good to keep people waiting like that but…

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

being the suspicious person I am, I had to watch all of them. I left feedback for one guy the other day after I knew the two DVDs worked, and today finished watching all 5 from the other set. they were all great movies, though two of them kinda sucked. but, like the others, they’re [...]

Merry Christmas!

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Hope everyone has a good Christmas tomorrow. I plan on posting a poem here soon. I’ve already begun work on Volume II of the Fly Papers, which will contain January through June 2010. Again, Merry Christmas!

Your Christmas Present Has Arrived!

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Some time ago I began work on something called “The Fly Papers”. “The Fly Papers” are e-books consisting of the contents of this blog, with all copyrighted content removed and replaced with summaries when needed. Volume I (All of 2009) has been completed and uploaded to the Internet Archive. It covers X-Cop Fly Company posts [...]

“Happy Happy Joy Joy” Actually Consists of Burl Ives (Snowman in Rudolph) Quotes

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Burl Ives, better known as the snowman in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, was also a children’s singer and actor whose quotes are repackaged in Ren & Stimpy’s “Happy Happy Joy Joy” under the name “Stinky Whizzleteats” This YouTube video, linked to by Ren & Stimpy creator John K’s blog, shows them side by side. [...]

What a suck ass day.

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Which just happened to be Christmas.

CBS Commercial: Frosty Gets Dirty (NSFW)

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

This new CBS triple-commercial for How I Met Your Mother, Frosty the Snowman, and Frosty Returns, features a dubbed-over Frosty talking about porn, boobs, and “The Dominator 8000″ Watch the video via Fox Nation

Mickey Mouse’s Leaked Christmas Sex Tape (NSFW)

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Forget Carrie Prejean, check out this hot & sexy Disney action on YouTube:   Dirty Mickey Mouse

Peanuts Video: Linus van Pelt (feat. Jason Alexander)

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

For all my fellow Christmas Haters out there, Linus tells us what Christmas is REALLY about (NSFW): Linus Meaning Of Christmas