Friday, November 26th, 2010
…my stomach’s been weird all day. no matter what i ate or drank or medicine i took it didnt make a difference. and i barely ate this thanksgiving. hopefully it’ll be fine by the hockey game tomorrow night. we got some nice comps from mickey d’s. i saw the eye doctor today and put on [...]
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Sunday, October 24th, 2010
WARNING: Everything in this post is highly NSFW, so much so that I need this separate warning message. I heard about this YouTube video from Urban Dictionary‘s chat room on Freenode: Leah’s First Phone Sex Call (via YouTube) BTW that’s not what the word means, it’s more than just “smelling”
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
I ordered a Whopper with large fries, and like all fast food restaurants, large fries come with the ridiculously large soda you keep in the fridge and finish within two days. The Burger King I went to had a public soda dispenser (i.e., not behind the cashiers). The following appeared on my plastic soda cup: [...]
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