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I thought I was reading “The Onion” for a sec

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

An E! Online news story from early 2009 reports a bizarre lawsuit (which has since been settled out of court): Bier, otherwise known as Madonna Wayne Gacy, sued [Marilyn] Manson for more than $20 million last year, claiming Manson siphoned off millions of dollars in band revenue. The funds allegedly paid for drugs, assorted Nazi [...]

Leah’s First Phone Sex Call (NSFW)

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

WARNING: Everything in this post is highly NSFW, so much so that I need this separate warning message. I heard about this YouTube video from Urban Dictionary‘s chat room on Freenode: Leah’s First Phone Sex Call (via YouTube) BTW that’s not what the word means, it’s more than just “smelling”

“If I could swim with the dolphins, the soft and gentle dolphins…”

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

First the pro-choice movement shifts the basis of law from the visible universe to a personal decision. Now you can decide your own gender – no surgery required! A senior at North Dallas High School who was born a boy but who ran for homecoming queen did not make the cut. Andy Moreno has identified [...]

Breathe…

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

There’s a song I like to listen to called “Please” by Nine Inch Nails. The chorus comes in with a sharp buzz (including his screechy voice), like a surge of electricity. Every time I hear it, I can feel that I’m inhaling my second wind on a day in high school when I was heavily [...]

CBS Commercial: Frosty Gets Dirty (NSFW)

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

This new CBS triple-commercial for How I Met Your Mother, Frosty the Snowman, and Frosty Returns, features a dubbed-over Frosty talking about porn, boobs, and “The Dominator 8000″ Watch the video via Fox Nation

Bizarre Shoplifting Incident Caught on Tape (NSFW)

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

From Lorain County, Ohio’s Chronicle-Telegram Online: The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart here early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video. Video description on [...]