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“Happy Happy Joy Joy” Actually Consists of Burl Ives (Snowman in Rudolph) Quotes

xcopfly — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:44:58 +0000

Burl Ives, better known as the snowman in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, was also a children’s singer and actor whose quotes are repackaged in Ren & Stimpy’s “Happy Happy Joy Joy” under the name “Stinky Whizzleteats”

This YouTube video, linked to by Ren & Stimpy creator John K’s blog, shows them side by side.

You may have also noticed that the calculator section was separated again. I plan on doing more programs under the X-Cop name, notably one of those quasi-RPG games popular with calculators where you buy gear and fight enemies (Hacker RPG, etc.). I want a medieval one which doesn’t suck or isn’t a memory hog. But right now I’m too much of a lazy ass. Stay tuned!

CBS Commercial: Frosty Gets Dirty (NSFW)

xcopfly — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:00:31 +0000

This new CBS triple-commercial for How I Met Your Mother, Frosty the Snowman, and Frosty Returns, features a dubbed-over Frosty talking about porn, boobs, and “The Dominator 8000″

Watch the video via Fox Nation

Mickey Mouse’s Leaked Christmas Sex Tape (NSFW)

xcopfly — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:56:01 +0000

Forget Carrie Prejean, check out this hot & sexy Disney action on YouTube:

Dirty Mickey Mouse

I'm home

xcopfly — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:05:59 +0000

And happy to be back

I made it.

xcopfly — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:21:47 +0000

In a few hours we are going back home. I cannot wait.

P.S. it’s my 25th birthday today. Happy Birthday!

And it always happens right at this exact time…

xcopfly — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:54:26 +0000

Boredom takes control. You have your cards, music, videos, and almost everything else you have at home. It doesn’t seem to matter. Maybe you forgot to do one or two things before you left. No big deal – until now. You’ve been in the water several times and it gets pretty boring. Usually your skin is burned to death, though this year you have this freezing-cold spray-on sunburn and you don’t have too much of a problem. But that doesn’t stop you from getting really bored. You get fed up with using other people’s laptops. You hate laptops anyway, as the frustration involved in using them pisses you off tremendously, though you get used to take what you are given without complaining. You’ve been here, done that, and you’re really bored. The fact that you have everything you always have doesn’t change you being bored. Usually at this time you suffer from incredible stress. This year appears to be an exception. You did just watch your dog get run over by a van, which makes that strange. Yes, it’s Mid-Week, and you have another few days to go. Everything has lost its fun – and all you can do is wait….wait…..wait…..

RIP Felix

xcopfly — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:25:04 +0000

Felix

Sci-Fi Felix

Resting in the sun with Oscar (Felix is the one towards the north)

"Very Hot Chicks"

xcopfly — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:45:55 +0000

This definition is so 100% true, and a few months ago I printed it out and hung it on my bulletin board. There’s also a Dilbert comic taken from a newspaper, a cute hamster ripped from a magazine ad (Fortune I think), a bookmark from the Ludwig von Mises Institute with an anarchist-leaning quote on it, and a horrible abomination of a newspaper comic, among other stuff.

Off to North Myrtle Beach, SC in a few hours!

Azz Pizz EXCLUSIVE – INTERVIEW with MICHAEL HUNT!!!

xcopfly — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:31:33 +0000

API: Hi, I’m Dan with the Azz Pizz Institute, here to bring you an exclusive interview with Michael Hunt, a military contractor from Arlington, VA. Hello, Mr. Hunt, how are you?

MH: I’m actually doing pretty well right now.

API: So, how has your life been, given the innuendo with your name “Mike Hunt”?

MH: Well…for the first 8 years of my life, I was the most popular kid in school. Then when the sex education classes started, everyone started to notice something strange about my name.

API: And they picked on you a lot.

MH: Humiliated me. Eventually it extended to pranks, doctored dirty pictures, graffiti, bomb threats – one time the National Guard came in. It was horrible, and fortunately at 15 years old I had the guts to rat the assholes out, otherwise I would have been Big Bubba’s Bitch for a very long time.

API: So, that was 8th-9th grade, lots of people hate high school. How was college?

MH: Well, nobody really cared, other than a snicker here or there. Lots of them tried to hide it, but it was obvious. Remember that episode of Beavis & Butthead where they couldn’t do their trademark annoying laugh for a week, and the angry dodgeball coach made fun of them?

API: Oh No.

MH: Oh Yes.

API: And how were you with getting girls?

MH: (laughs) Some giggled, some were scared, some were offended, basically, I’m a virgin to this very day.

API: Who gave you the name “Michael”?

MH: Well, my father Jack Hunt was an sadistic evil drunk misogynist womanizing sexist pig rapist and wife-beater who hated women and children. He died on the day I was born, in a drunk driving accident – it’s pretty sad, all I have are pictures of him and my mom, Anita Hanjob (then known as Anita C. Hunt). My father thought it would be funny to give me a name like “Mike Hunt”. He must have been pretty sick and twisted.

API: Wow…How do you survive in this constant state of embarrassment?

MH: I struggled with depression for many years, but then went through some counseling and have come to accept the fact that my name is indeed funny. If someone asks me, “What’s your name?” I’ll say “Mike Hunt”, then laugh, then say “Seriously, that’s my name. No joke.” or something like that. All people can be jerks, including your parents, the bullies in the locker room, and the hot girls at the bar. We all need to lighten up and have a good time. We don’t live very long, and I’ve got a few decades left to enjoy.

API: Any last words for this interview?

MH: How about we sing a song, since tomorrow’s the 4th of July. “Mike Hunt Tree Tis Of Thee…” Okay, well I have nothing much more to say. Whether you have a mental or physical disability, part of an oppressed minority group, or have a dirty name, just ignore people and try and make light of things. It will never be perfect, and some people will still hate you or laugh at you, but if you have the confidence to say, “Yes, my name is really Mike Hunt!” then you will be the life of the party.

API: Thanks for supporting the Azz Pizz Institute, Mike Hunt!