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Funny dream the other night

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

I decided to auction a Taco Bell meal on eBay. People were bidding for this Taco Bell meal, and when they won, I shipped them just that – an actual taco. Soon the FDA came in, seized my stuff and fined me heavily. Then the talking heads got involved and turned it into a debate [...]

“If I could swim with the dolphins, the soft and gentle dolphins…”

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

First the pro-choice movement shifts the basis of law from the visible universe to a personal decision. Now you can decide your own gender – no surgery required! A senior at North Dallas High School who was born a boy but who ran for homecoming queen did not make the cut. Andy Moreno has identified [...]

90s gay dance weirdness (NSFW)

Monday, February 8th, 2010

From the peak of the AIDS crisis, as featured on Beavis & Butthead, “La Tour” has a public service message for you: Video embedded on xcopfly.com

ALERT: New Computer Virus Makes You Gay

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

I found this video where these two kids (guy and girl) prank call Dell, with the guy claiming that on his computer, there’s a virus which keeps popping up and telling him he’s gay. Over time "the virus" "makes" him gay until he starts hitting on the poor Dell technician who can’t speak English. Funny [...]

To use the appropriate language: Fuck that shit.

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

You would think that content ratings are designed to protect children and business environments. But did you know that environmentalism, "tolerance", the homosexual agenda, and other left-wing totalitarian garbage are factors in these rating systems? Yes, and some get pretty specific about it. SafeSurf, which includes separate categories for homo- and heterosexuals, under the "Intolerance" [...]