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Funny dream the other night

xcopfly — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:07:32 +0000

I decided to auction a Taco Bell meal on eBay. People were bidding for this Taco Bell meal, and when they won, I shipped them just that – an actual taco. Soon the FDA came in, seized my stuff and fined me heavily. Then the talking heads got involved and turned it into a debate over the free market.

Here’s something even more bizarre from the New York gubernatorial debate:

The Rent is Too Damn High!

And as the taco became a TV debate about free market economics in my dream, Sean Hannity is on right now debating rent control in light of this debate. It’s actually great marketing, a catchy phrase – “The Rent is Too Damn High!” You can go to the official Web site and buy “The Rent is Too Damn High!” T-shirts.

“If I could swim with the dolphins, the soft and gentle dolphins…”

xcopfly — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:54:35 +0000

First the pro-choice movement shifts the basis of law from the visible universe to a personal decision. Now you can decide your own gender – no surgery required!

A senior at North Dallas High School who was born a boy but who ran for homecoming queen did not make the cut.

Andy Moreno has identified herself as female for the past year. She looks and acts like a girl.

“…I don’t feel comfortable with because I identify myself as a woman and not as a male, and a king is a male,” she previously told FOX 4.

She believes it was discriminatory, she said.

The Dallas Independent School District said in a statement there was no change in the principal’s position to allow only male students to be eligible for homecoming king and female students to be eligible for homecoming queen.

90s gay dance weirdness (NSFW)

xcopfly — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:04:47 +0000

From the peak of the AIDS crisis, as featured on Beavis & Butthead, “La Tour” has a public service message for you:

Video embedded on xcopfly.com

ALERT: New Computer Virus Makes You Gay

xcopfly — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:20:25 +0000

I found this video where these two kids (guy and girl) prank call Dell, with the guy claiming that on his computer, there’s a virus which keeps popping up and telling him he’s gay. Over time "the virus" "makes" him gay until he starts hitting on the poor Dell technician who can’t speak English.

Funny Prank Call

To use the appropriate language: Fuck that shit.

xcopfly — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:14:56 +0000

You would think that content ratings are designed to protect children and business environments. But did you know that environmentalism, "tolerance", the homosexual agenda, and other left-wing totalitarian garbage are factors in these rating systems?

Yes, and some get pretty specific about it. SafeSurf, which includes separate categories for homo- and heterosexuals, under the "Intolerance" section states "This does not apply to discussing organizations (in general) that have publicly declared war on the United States."
This one includes "Environmental Awareness", "Multiculturalism", and, with the system originating from Vancouver, "Canadian Content"! Even "Gambling" is offensive to these rating systems! Does that include the X-Cop Fly Co.’s Hot Slots & Video Poker for the TI-83+ Calculator?

What a joke. Let me tell you: if your corporate or parental filtering software cannot pick up the words "fuck", "shit", "bitch", and "homosexual" (sorry, I was being "intolerant"), buy a new program or bitch to your IT department.