Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
I ordered a Whopper with large fries, and like all fast food restaurants, large fries come with the ridiculously large soda you keep in the fridge and finish within two days. The Burger King I went to had a public soda dispenser (i.e., not behind the cashiers). The following appeared on my plastic soda cup: [...]
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Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
There’s actually a credit counseling service now called The Bailout Group. I should start a budget prostitution service called “The Stimulus Group”
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