X-Cop Fly Company

This epic fail picture came out the other day, and I just kept saying: “I shouldn’t blog this. It’s just too inappropriate.” Well too bad. From FAILblog: see more EpicFail

From FAILblog: see more EpicFail

From FAILblog: see more EpicFail

It’s terrible! When I was your age, I could just open a can and eat some. Tasted great, and I didn’t have to worry about the size and shape of my penis with all the Herbal Viagra they put in it today. I’m tired of all those herbal preservatives messing with my pants. And you [...]

For at least 2-3 years, including on this blog, I have been pointing out the hypocrisy resulting from the commercialization of open-source software, including the FSF selling out to special interests, TPM in the Linux kernel, the NSA winning a “no-bid contract” of sort into the Linux kernel’s remote attestation features, remote attestation in Linux [...]

Yes, this marks the first year anniversary of this blog! On June 30th, 2009, 2:21:01 AM EDT, the first post to the “Azz Pizz Institute” blog was made. This predecessor to the “X-Cop Fly Company”, this blog was named after an inside joke. It was a personal journal coming from an immature humor perspective – [...]

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There have been a lot of posts (and political lobbying) within the past few years by a dying Media 1.0 establishment and a gullible public to discourage the creation and reading of blogs, this time by encouraging Twitter and Facebook as replacements for blogs. Examples: 1 2 3 4 Rather than go on a standard [...]

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There were actually 3 parts to the review I posted yesterday, I only put up Part 2. Here are all 3. Apparently Warner fucks are roughing up minors again, so #3 might get “muted” in its entirety for a Whitesnake clip in the credits (it is muted on other usernames). (Click here for the previous [...]