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From the peak of the AIDS crisis, as featured on Beavis & Butthead, “La Tour” has a public service message for you:
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From Failblog (can’t verify this on Google News so it might be doctored):
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This new CBS triple-commercial for How I Met Your Mother, Frosty the Snowman, and Frosty Returns, features a dubbed-over Frosty talking about porn, boobs, and “The Dominator 8000″
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From Rolling Stone via Mediaite.com:
Like, if a conversation with a guy is going somewhere I don’t like, you can manipulate it and build a dynamic that causes that person to fear you sexually. You do it with men by making them feel small, and men usually feel small when they’re attracted to someone.
And that’s what [...]

The front page of Andrew Schlafly (son of Phyllis)’s Conservapedia had a link to an article about gender-neutral Bible translations, having previously mentioned an upcoming revision of the NIV Bible.
The column cited the "Inclusive Version":
"For God so loved the world that God gave God’s only Child, so that everyone who believes in that Child may [...]

This is a gem from a time when the trivial and superficial were frowned upon, when thought and creativity were encouraged, especially in children, when morality, however you defined it, was the center of your life, when society valued freedom, the individual, where asceticism and social justice complemented each other in the minds of youth, [...]

From Lorain County, Ohio’s Chronicle-Telegram Online:
The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart here early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video.
Video description on YouTube:
A man [...]

Yes, it’s very easy! Simply use one of the few “magic words” as tags and you will get leeched by every scraper on the planet. Watch the Demonic Spam Comments, but carefully approve of the Demonic Pingbacks. Here are some example magic words:
Forex
SEO
Acai
Viagra
Cialis
Now I’ll watch the Evil Spam Demons come in! Look Out, Comment Field!

There’s actually a credit counseling service now called The Bailout Group.
I should start a budget prostitution service called “The Stimulus Group”

I guess with these latest SEO moves we’re doing pretty well! (There’s a hot keyword to add right now And here at the Azz Pizz Institute, we do everything well, so well that we once won an award for “Kickest Assiest Think Tank” by Hot or Not Magazine (2005). We’ve won lots of [...]