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There’s actually a credit counseling service now called The Bailout Group. I should start a budget prostitution service called “The Stimulus Group”

I guess with these latest SEO moves we’re doing pretty well! (There’s a hot keyword to add right now And here at the Azz Pizz Institute, we do everything well, so well that we once won an award for “Kickest Assiest Think Tank” by Hot or Not Magazine (2005). We’ve won lots of other awards [...]

We always complain about the loss of freedoms here in America, but check out this Indian oddity: Astrologer Suresh Kumar Kaushal has sought quashing of the July two High Court judgment legalising gay sex between consenting adults in private, which was earlier a criminal offence punishable with up to life imprisonment. WTF???? We always complain [...]

“What the hell is this disgusting crap?” (WARNING: really disgusting. How could they market this shit to kids?)

This definition is so 100% true, and a few months ago I printed it out and hung it on my bulletin board. There’s also a Dilbert comic taken from a newspaper, a cute hamster ripped from a magazine ad (Fortune I think), a bookmark from the Ludwig von Mises Institute with an anarchist-leaning quote on [...]

API: Hi, I’m Mr. Pizz with the Azz Pizz Institute, here to bring you an exclusive interview with Michael Hunt, a military contractor from Arlington, VA. Hello, Mr. Hunt, how are you? MH: I’m actually doing pretty well right now. API: So, how has your life been, given the innuendo with your name “Mike Hunt”? [...]

Wow, I must have been really f-ing tired last night! The Michael Jackson light-saber thing is still funny, though. Anyway, I have a list of funny ideas for book titles. If there are actually books with those titles, then take it as a complement for your creativity and/or sense of humor. WARNING: adult language. This [...]